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Lesbian

Miami

krystalmeth:

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

Lmfao

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

"   Maybe I never forgave you for leaving, because you broke my fucking heart.   "
Alex Vause, Orange Is The New Black. (via t4citurna)

foulmilk:

foulmilk:

probly can c my nipple but who care everyone hav nipple

reblog me

How To Date:

bringingonlygoodvibess:

reallybigsword:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater

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